My Live Stand Up in Sydney Australia:

March 30 TUE : I got some time at Bondi Bar

info at

http://tinyurl.com/y8p5×5n

78 Campbell Parade,

Bondi Beach NSW 2026

Not Sure what i’ll do but i’m sure it will be funny.

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March 31 WED : I got ten minutes on Comedy Tribute Night at the Laugh Garage in Sydney http://tinyurl.com/5layy7

I will be doing a tribute to Jim Carrey, It should be very funny.

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April 6-18th Evry T.W.TH.FR.SAT at http://tinyurl.com/5layy7

These will be the shows to try and get to. It was very nice of then to book me for two weeks, and  I will be in a rare form of peak practice. I will try to tape as much as I can and put them together for a DVD/CD thing. But That might all fall apart and seeing it live might be the only way to experience it.

I’m really excited about going up and hope a bunch of you kids come to the clubs and meet up with me after the shows, it should be a blast.

There are several reasons that must be examined separately to create a complete picture of the complex motivations that make men love boobies.

First, the obvious:

Boobes feed babies and babies turn into men, some of them anyway, if however you are the type of man that likes boobs because they remind you of your mothers warm arms and your childhood you are one fucked up dude. Check your shit at a hospital before you flip and strat killing people dressed in oyur moms clothes.

Second, the scientific:

Charles Darwin states that men subconsciously choose there mates based on the ability that the mate will bear viable offspring and propagate the species. Big boobies tend to be a staple of the healthy woman’s figure. Ergo me love big boobies. Though the propagation of the species is not the reason people choose mates anymore, and I suspect it wasn’t the reason even back in prehistory, it is one of the last visages of a primordial goope that has remained hard wired like pleasure and pain. This subconscious decision is not mutually exclusive to the real reason but it is not the sole reason.

Third, the social programming:

From birth every person alive today has been, in one way or another, influenced by society to lust after things that they don’t necessarily have any reason to lust after. In short, Society has an impact in men loving breasts. (whoa… I know)

Fourth and possibly the most important reason:

Because we are not allowed to have them. If you look through any national geographic where tribal ladies are bear breastes you won’t see a bunch of guys looking pointing staring and screaming like the baboons you see at the saddle ranch on sunset when a boob slips out of a halter top. Why? because they are not taboo. They are matter of fact on display. the very fact that wemon keep boobs to themselves makes men want them…

Final Summation:

All the reasons together create the perfect storm for men to love boobs. Any reason on its own might be enough, which one is the most important Probably the fourth because the complex social creature that man has eveoled into has created for better or worse a love for the unattainable.

Well first off, why not?

It’ sunny they have kangaroos, koalas and all sorts of cool shit there. Ok so the real reason then…

I recently went on a trip around the world (booking coming soon) and was fortunate to spend 30 + days in the AU. What I found was that it was an environment that excited me. I was born in Los Angeles, raised in Los Angeles and surrounding desserts. Recently, on a trip through 35 states of the USA I have come to the conclusion that I have been stuck in Los Angeles.

The monotony of life has caught up with me and I feel that a change is needed.

GR 1. My first 90 or so videos I lived in a basement apartment in Portland, Oregon. I was going out everynight doing the stand up mic thing, tring out lots of different jokes on live people. Most of my first videos were jokes that I adapted to vlog form. I had 30 videos and 25 subscribers but it didn’t matter cause I was excited about the work.

GR2. I moved around a bit and landed back in LA with family friends, Because Malibu is far as shit from everything I couldn’t get out and try new shit. I slipped into a internet consumed world with flashes of beach going and tennis and other distractions I call a well rounded life. I visited family in NY and had a great summer bringing you guy’s along with me, then came the “round the world trip” and two months of silence. When I got back I needed to get money and such a Job. Enter several videos about resumes and getting a job. Then having a job I decided I hated work, enter “how to quite your job. Eventually I paid off the credit cards and worked my way out of needing in job.

The Ford thing happened and I took the opportunity to quite I. I thus had to also try to start making money at the hobby. In doing this I lost the reason I love the GR to begin with. The diary failed, lots of things failed. The work became a slow decline of my ranking from 60th most subscribed to 75th. The frustration killed the creative, so I stopped caring. So enter shows about not caring about numbers and non-new year resolutions. I started liking the work again, but I need people. I need a city to feed energy off of.  The space I was working in, the people, the bridges I burn with awkward glances, I just feel that I need to get out of the country out of all that I know, and feel comfortable with, the vacuous space in LA.

I need a change, a city, a different voice talking to me.

GR3. Sydney, Australia. I know that whatever demons I have inside me will follow me where every I go. I have also learned that sometimes the battle field we choose can have an advantage on the demons we can overcome. It might take me a minute to get settled but I think Australia will replenish the soul I feel I’ve lost in creative stagnation. It will force me to meet new people, to be uncomfortable, to have new experiences. And best of all to share them with you guys.

So why Australia…?  Why not?