GradualReport

Yes… I want to vist your town, and do a comedy show there.

No… I don’t know where you live.

Here is how it works…

First, find someone in your town that puts on shows (you know the one that’s always sending you emails to come out to play) and then have them contact my booking agent Robin Greenberg at grnatour@gmail.com and he’ll take things from there.

Thanks for the help.

Hey peoples of the earth,

I’ve bought a one way ticket back to the United States, so it might be a long long time before I’m in this hemisphere again, but before I go I am doing one last show in Sydney.

Here is where you can buy the tickets/everything you need to know for Sydney… http://sydney.edu.au/seymour/boxoffice/program_myeyesareuphere.shtml

In melbourne… call Ph: 03 9348 9488 between 10am and 4pm and ask for tickets to the show with Danny in it June 1st if they say Danny who … say Danny gradualreport Grozdich is there any other motherfucking danny worth seeing…

Bonus information.face:

I will have a meet up after the show in the lobby and shake hands, take pictures and hug anyone that wants to meet up. So if you’ve ever wanted to meet me, this pretty much your best opportunity.

I expect this thing to sell out pretty fast don’t waste the head start I just gave you… when its sold out, that’s it, so hit up the link asap and buy your tickets, Once you have yours bought, send this email to all your friends so that they can share in what will be an awesome night of comedy.

Incase you forgot what I look like, here’s a taste of some earlier jokes and stuff,

comedy stand up teaser

Much love,

-d

PS No worries, If you are under 18. It’s a theater not a bar..