So I got a free car for six months from the ford fiesta movement. with free gas. (petrol for the brits)
I want to go on tour where I visit all you kids in the United States ( i can’t leave the country (probation) she said she was seven)
Anyway I want to drive house to house across the whole united states all 48 states.
So let me know where you live.
What type of food you have.
Your internet speed.
And how awesome it would be for me to take a dump in your toilet.
That your parents are ok with me stealing some shit form their room.
Robbing you, and raping your sister. . .
Just kidding about the sister part. .
Unless she’s like hot and asking for it…
Hot chicks are always asking for it. . .
lol
It’s funny cause i’m joking and have never been raped, but i imagine it goes a bit to far for some people. To those people I’m sorry. To all the others. hahaha
Anyway, I’m serious its going to take a few months to get all of it together but if you want me to have lunch with you or if i can crash at your house for the night email me at Gradualreport@gmail.com with USA TOUR in the title and i’ll see if i can get you in.
Ford might not let me do it so don’t get your hopes up but I want to present them a plan so hit me up.
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NIIICE CAR. It’s green =D
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! I live in Richmond, BC.
Cheers! What a great idea if Ford allows you to go through with it. *Sigh* I live near the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C. It would be nice to meet up with you sometime. I think you said you had a friend from law school that lives around D.C., no?
Oh nice car! I guess that would be 12th to your porsche?
Its a very sexy looking car…I like it.
I’d let you stay at my house, but i’m 13. and i dont think my dad would like it too much.
awww i emailed you and you didnt write back. must be sleeping from that cold you have