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Fuck the New Year

Ok, so it might be a little early to say that but what’s the big deal? What changed?

I was at the shopping market getting some chicken for a sammish and this dude steppes on my shoe. I was about to get postal and fuck up his day, but decided that was “2009″ not “2010″. 2010 is different, then it hit me.

The past carries over as long as we carry it.

New Year be damned we are still the same fucked up individuals we were.

Some of us might be able to pull of the hokus pokus and change our lives, but that comes from a need far greater than any New Year celibration can muster.

Real self realization comes not at the end of a communal year but at the end of a very personal ordeal that tests our views and boundaries.

So I ask people what is with all the delusional new years bull shit.

I reinvent myself very fucking day. Every motherfucking day I wake up and think…

Fuck…

Today is a mother fucking gift,

Today I can be excelent,

Today I will rise to the occasion that has become my life.

So I punched the guy in the dick and told him to watch his fucking step as he hit the floor in the bread isle.

-d

PS your welcome

3 Responses to “Fuck the New Year”

  1. Jose Garcilaso jagv77 says:

    I loved the part where you said: “Real self realization comes not at the end of a communal year but at the end of a very personal ordeal that tests our views and boundaries.”…thats deep, and so true. The thing with new year is that we as society are use to live life in cycles, well, some say everything is cycling, so, thats maybe why we choose our calendar year as a cycle to close and open a new one. Personally I also think the grand majority of people are not consciously aware to be able to do a real and deep cycle analysis. This is the second year I tried and its working fine, but the key is to follow up as much as you can, with every day meditation.

    I´m a recent subscriber to you and love your work, always funny but I think leaving a good message!. I´m from Mexico. Keep on all the good work this year!

  2. Alex Littlecross Zastonecesda says:

    The point in changing yourself is to be a better person,to find the source of your betterness,to improve your inner self…but,punching a guy in the dick is waaaaay better way to say HEY WORLD FUCK YOU AND YOUR NEW YEAR!ITS ONLY A DATE ON A CALENDAR!UP YOURS!
    Thanks for such a realistic conclusion on new year thingy.
    Kad se vraćaš u opštinu Žabalj :)

  3. Jovana Gašpar jovana says:

    In my opinion,new year is just THE GREATEST REASON IN THE WORLD for people and some animals to get really fucking wasted as many days in a row as their return to their boring little lives allow them to…for me,every day is like new year.

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