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There are several reasons that must be examined separately to create a complete picture of the complex motivations that make men love boobies.

First, the obvious:

Boobes feed babies and babies turn into men, some of them anyway, if however you are the type of man that likes boobs because they remind you of your mothers warm arms and your childhood you are one fucked up dude. Check your shit at a hospital before you flip and strat killing people dressed in oyur moms clothes.

Second, the scientific:

Charles Darwin states that men subconsciously choose there mates based on the ability that the mate will bear viable offspring and propagate the species. Big boobies tend to be a staple of the healthy woman’s figure. Ergo me love big boobies. Though the propagation of the species is not the reason people choose mates anymore, and I suspect it wasn’t the reason even back in prehistory, it is one of the last visages of a primordial goope that has remained hard wired like pleasure and pain. This subconscious decision is not mutually exclusive to the real reason but it is not the sole reason.

Third, the social programming:

From birth every person alive today has been, in one way or another, influenced by society to lust after things that they don’t necessarily have any reason to lust after. In short, Society has an impact in men loving breasts. (whoa… I know)

Fourth and possibly the most important reason:

Because we are not allowed to have them. If you look through any national geographic where tribal ladies are bear breastes you won’t see a bunch of guys looking pointing staring and screaming like the baboons you see at the saddle ranch on sunset when a boob slips out of a halter top. Why? because they are not taboo. They are matter of fact on display. the very fact that wemon keep boobs to themselves makes men want them…

Final Summation:

All the reasons together create the perfect storm for men to love boobs. Any reason on its own might be enough, which one is the most important Probably the fourth because the complex social creature that man has eveoled into has created for better or worse a love for the unattainable.