I woke up with an itchy esophagus. It might be the naked cycling I do in the moon light, it might be the TimTam’s finally drowning my immune system with sugar. Either way I need to slow down lest I fall into the same celebrity route that Lindsey Lohan can’t seem to get out of.
In the last few days I’ve applied for a job at a Bike Shop, a Bag Store and a Butcher Shop. Though none of the jobs really appeal to me, my rank and viewership on youtube is declining and forcing me to make financial decisions about selling some of my free time to someone else. I am going to try and post more regularly to see if I can get the views back up and stave off the pure drudgery of labor for a bit longer. in two weeks we will know whether the I need to find a Fucked Job or keep doing my Dream Job.
Since moving into 501/1 Missenden Rd. Camperdown NSW 2050 all I have done is write standup comedy and the ritual nesting (buying dishes and bed linings and shit paper). Now that the furniture is in place and everything seems to be settling down on the housing front I can finally focus on the things that matter to me most.
Making you kids laugh.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to do the best job in the world,
Danny
PS that camera/iphone thing I had you kids clicking on was a scam, I should have known but I guess I just wanted to believe the lie.
PPS Yes, that’s my real address send me some cool shit or $ if you want. If you google earth it- its the one with the tennis court on the roof-
It sucks about the job… I feel so lucky to have my dream job and get paid too! Things will work out for you. You are funny and you do make me laugh. Sometimes you make me kringe but that makes me laugh too!
Ah, to be in your shoes.
Hopefully things will pick up and you won’t have to get a job. Thanks for sharing with us.
I can see if there’s anything at the call centre I work at, can always do part time as well if you get uber desperate.
Can’t wait to see the show next week!
-Mandy x
Hi Danny, after a 1 year break, I somehow returned and re-subscribed to your videos on youtube. The ones on blip.tv look weird, kinda jittery, maybe it’s some issue with their software though. Where else do you post your stuff ? Must get up to speed
Regarding your viewer base going down, I say whatever, people come and go these days, don’t let that give you ideas about your show not being good, it is fucking solid.
Who knows, had I kept watching this past year, I might have been president of teh Somalian Pirates by now, or something equally awesome.
O yeah, can you do an episode on Somalian Pirates ? And/or Nigerian Scammers perhaps. Those guys over there find the most fascinating business models
Cheers from Romania,
- Some Dude
Hey Danny,
Watch out up there on the top floor of No1, they cracked the membrane putting in the pool and tennis court up there and it leaked for ages. Major water damage in the top flats! THAT’S not funny! Though I don’t doubt you will find Gradual Report Gold in it somewhere.
Totally bummed that I missed your Hyde Park gigs so can’t wait till your next one!
Jobwise, do you edit professionally?