I call you lovers because you are reading this. Though the thought that you might have stumbled upon this site by accident has crossed my mind, the likelihood of that, is about as low as me training a Russian bear to speak German.
Anyway, I wanted to write a few things down so you kids would have an idea on where my head is.
After the move to Sydney it took a little time to get the internet and everything set up. I feel like its finally grooving. I settled on a M. W. Fri. gradualreport because I can spend more time on each show, I think you guys probably noticed the pictures I put in and hopefully like the direction its going in.
The topics are now being taken from the comments on my page and from the videos themselves.
I used to use twitter but have stopped because I actually hate it. It is the instant consciousness of millions of people all bored or selling shit I don’t want. Like, Brittany Spears there simply is no need for it in my life.
I will be setting my Twitter on a rotation of favorite shows and some of my favorite quotes from shows with suggestions for viewings just so the thing doesn’t die, I do need to keep up appearances.
As far as Australia is going, I like it here and have distinguished myself from the other comedians here. I feel like I have a strong set and will be at the comedy garage for three days next week. Sadly, I won’t be taping it, the only way to see it will be to go to the shows.
Well I might tape some of it…
The comedy DVD has sold an amazing 54 copies, (Amazing simply because the number is low not high), I really worked hard on it and put out some quality material into it. I won’t consider it a failure because the people that did buy it love it and have written the kindest email extolling how great it is. Their emails lead me to think I am on the right track even though only 54 copies have been shipped.
I’m heading back to Los Angeles in July for shits and giggles, hopefully I can get a comedy central deal for a show idea I have. I’d tell you about it but it’s a great idea and you’d sell it to them cutting me out. So I’ll tell you about it after they pass. Then we can watch as they make it anyway without me, cuz that be the show business…
After a visit home in the USA it’s off to Serbia to probably get murdered or something, I don’t know those kids love and hate me. I wonder which side of it will win out when I am there.
I will be posting diary style stuff while I am there on Zastozatokuratc the slavic language comedy channel I started in Australia. It should be awesome.
I am still writing the travel book, it’s going to take years, so don’t hold your breath. Just be assured I am the one writing it, not some ghost writer treading on my name.
The diary channel has changed a bit, I’m tellin jokes there everyday. I don’t really get the comments about me not looking healthy and stuff, I’m as fit as I’ve been since college. I have no idea why people think I’m sickly…
As far as the jokes not being funny on that channel, you should see the shit I don’t share. . .
I’m really just trying to do my silly little best, show you a tiny bit of Australia and tell you a joke or two. I don’t have a staff over here or any help, It’s just a kid with a camera and a dream of making it as a comic.
Well kids that pretty much sums up all the shenanigans i’ve been up to…
thanks for watching and telling your friends about me, I’ll try not to let you down.
-d
WOOOOO more stand up! Will try to swing by if I’m not at work >.< what days? Tell us daaays! x
I register just to leave a comment here u picku materinu.
Danny, U have more fans in Serbia than U tought! At least I know for whole Vojvodina knows about U, and the video most popular is serbian lesson 5, everybody knows it from the begining to the end..ne prvo
So,bring your shit of the CD here, so we can buy it.
Unfortunately, I won’t be here in Serbia when U arrive probably, because I work on the ship in America..but I’ll try to follow everything that’s going on here and tell friends about it..
jebem ti mrtvu sisu! (I fuck your dead boob) ..something that I heard last night and I was realy supriced because I didn’t now about it..
i wanna see you do standup! where are you performing this week? did you practice?!!
You’re not sickly, you look as fit as a whistle, but sad. I mean if 100 people commented, we’re not all foggy visioned. And the coolest thing is, you have that many people who actually CARE. That’s so cool, I bet that they would also hug you if chance arose. Girls especially
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I’d love your video, bring some to Serbia and we can organise a sale, waddya think?
As far as the love/ hate relationship, the ones who bark won’t bite. And it’s the summer so they’ll probably be away at the seaside or smthng. I hope that a shark notices them. Or at least have an unpleasant swimming experience or bad sunburn. (that’s my dark side)lol
So happy you admitted you hate twitter. Yay!
Proud to be your lover. And lemondrop.
Bye
Glad to see that you are planning to return to LA before leaving for Serbia.
To think I was about to ask if you had a new DVD coming out with some more new shows. I never believed you actually loved twitter and assumed that you used it mainly for networking so I am not surprised to find you saying that you hate it. 
Also glad to see that you are still working on your travel book and can’t wait to read a copy of it once it’s done. Sincerely from your notorious email buddy and lemon drop.
It is great to see a guy who is so positive it radiates even through the web
I`m sad that I am in the other end of the world (Bulgaria)and cannot c your stand up live. :/ Have fun when you go home and just know you have fans all over the world 
Le sigh. Whether you be in the US, Serbia, or in Australia, you always will be too far away for me to attend a stand-up show of yours. It makes me sad. BUT! If you ever are anywhere near the lovely little (well, large and sparsely populated) state of North Dakota, I will be sure to show up there! =] You’re absolutely hilarious.
Sincerely,
<3 One of many, many adoring Lemondrops.
Im gunna say good on ya.
Fuck you have done alot ey.
Keep it up, explore the world. And i definetly will see your stand up one day. Have you been to newcastle yet?
Pat
heyyy danny
i am also serbian and live in sydney 
i just wanted to say hi and i wanna see u do standup sometime soon coz u make me laugh my ass off. keep up the good work.
also….i reckon u woulda sold alot more copies just need a better marketing strategy. i didnt even hear about a dvd till now but i defenitely would be first to buy. so think about that. maybe get some ads up or something
hey there I´m just a fresh new fan of you. I watch your videos every day cuz I haven`t seen all them yet but they are GREAT. I´m from Macedonia and I understand Serbian and YOU ARE JUST AMAZING!!! samo produzi tako najbolji si u picku materinu breee!!!! love ya very much I told all my friends about you they like you too
)) we are your new sweet little lemon drops and we love you verrrrrry much !!! keep going like that dude you ROCK :* kisses :******
U should do a video on why we have dreams!