About
Daniel D. Grozdich gradualreport@gmail.com
Biography
Daniel Grozdich is as unique as his last name. His style of comedy is high energy mixed with deep contemplation crossed with bile and endomorphic skeletons. A fan of gelatinous insects and ionic implosion, Daniel enjoys collecting slugs and earthworms. Sometimes they are his only comfort. His musings about the universe, philosophy, a greater human experience, females, bitches and hoes gradually degenerate into a thoughtful orgy of hilarity. He continues to push the extremes of shampoo usage while consorting with mechanical engineers. Danny is a versatile individual who can complicate a picnic, yet simply distill Zarathustra. He is a gentile force of nature, like a lukewarm breeze that offsets an areas delicate ecosystem and spawns a microbe which breeds a viral infection into the local drinking water. In short, Mr. Grozdich is a catalyst for the very basic questions that drive humanity, asking non-himself but provoking others to ask them.
Danny, as he is most-often referred to, has been entertaining people of all ages with his unique brand of high energy and quick wit since he was a freshman at UCLA. The first stage he played as a standup comic was The World Famous Laugh Factory open mic night in 1998. Since then he has graduated from UCLA with four sets academic hours. He then went on to receive his Juris Doctorate Degree at Southwestern Law School in Los Angeles. It was here where he slowly came to realization that he was put on earth for something more than to be a brilliant academic or bad lawyer. He started going to open mics again, quickly becoming a crowd favorite, even playing the main stage at the Comedy Store. In 2007 he started putting his comedy and energy into a daily Internet show called the Gradual Report. His wild antics often mixing with a soft, common sense approach has captured the attention of ADHD kids throughout the English-speaking world. With the support of over 14,000 subscribers on YouTube Danny flew to Washington DC to deliver hundreds of douche nozzles to the White House as a grand political joke. He was stopped at the gate, but later mailed the nozzles. After that, Danny took a two-month break to travel the world, going from Los Angeles to Australia to Hong Kong to Thailand to India and then all over Europe. Now that he is back from his travels he had recommitted himself to developing a career in comedy, resuming his popular YouTube show and developing others. In short, Danny’s wacky antics strike a balance between insanity and genius that have not been seen in comedy since the days of Charlie Chaplin and we look forward to seeing what he does next.
Shows and Statistics
* Subscribers: 101,288
* Video Views: 18,039,281
* Channel Views: 1,739,336
* Videos Uploaded: 377
Some videos to get you started
Danny has told fans that theirs wives were pregnant
Danny has sold over 1,000 douche nozzles to fans as a practical joke. The joke was to make the nozzles into a crown and deliver them to the president in the white house in Washington DC.
Danny has reached 100,000 views while blowing up condoms.
Danny has reached more then 200,000 views by taking out his Christmas tree
Social commentary:
History & Learning
Most Famous person I have ever interviewed
Street interviews
Youtube Honors
- #3 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Australia
- #2 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Comedians – Australia
- #3 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Partners – Australia
- #75 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Comedians
- #10 – Most Viewed (Today) – Australia
- #2 – Most Viewed (Today) – Comedians – Australia
- #4 – Most Viewed (Today) – Partners – Australia
- #27 – Most Viewed (Today) – Comedians
- #8 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Australia
- #2 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Comedians – Australia
- #4 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Partners – Australia
- #81 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Comedians
- #12 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Australia
- #1 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Comedians – Australia
- #4 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Partners – Australia
- #84 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Comedians
- #25 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Australia
- #3 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Comedians – Australia
- #10 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Partners – Australia

yes
Aw shucks! You’re taken, just kidding!
Have a great day!
Peace.
Janie
Your resume makes me tingle at my extremities.
This resume is as epic as my avatars monocle thingy.
Dude you rock….missin your You Tuber stuff, but enjoy your “off the hook” stuff! If your traveling thru chicago look me up….love to have coffee and a joke!
Audrey
you’re taken? how sad. :’(
but that’s alright, i still have hope.
come to chicago!!!
Oh geez..
Hey i just wanted to say im the one who wated to know how fish make da babies
and the reason was i wanted to impregnate my half fish half human girlfriend I AM NOT INSANE OH and we shall name the child after you
WTF is your problem!?!
U r so awesome Dannny! Love the Chuck Norris fact! Hi from Serbia u pičku materinu!
love you! fuck u! you’re totally crazy!
or in Serbian:
volim te! jebo te! ti si totalno lud!
YOU ARE GOOD!ma jebes engleski,dobar si…U PICKU MATERINU!!!XDXD
Dude… i’m not a fan… i just love u ^^
koji ti je sad kurac u pičku materinu da ti jebem mamicu kroz piđamicu…
pa dale ti ili znaš nešto da pričaš po naše a? xD <<— u love that smilley
Helloooo biatch…
danny fly to london and come see me bitch
And all of that, my friend, is the reason why so many people all over the world love you. Here’s some of my electronic love too
). Keep up the creativity
))
Jeez, my avatar is hideous. I hadn’t noticed
not as bad as mine