I call you lovers because you are reading this. Though the thought that you might have stumbled upon this site by accident has crossed my mind, the likelihood of that, is about as low as me training a Russian bear to speak German.
Anyway, I wanted to write a few things down so you kids would have an idea on where my head is.
After the move to Sydney it took a little time to get the internet and everything set up. I feel like its finally grooving. I settled on a M. W. Fri. gradualreport because I can spend more time on each show, I think you guys probably noticed the pictures I put in and hopefully like the direction its going in.
The topics are now being taken from the comments on my page and from the videos themselves.
I used to use twitter but have stopped because I actually hate it. It is the instant consciousness of millions of people all bored or selling shit I don’t want. Like, Brittany Spears there simply is no need for it in my life.
I will be setting my Twitter on a rotation of favorite shows and some of my favorite quotes from shows with suggestions for viewings just so the thing doesn’t die, I do need to keep up appearances.
As far as Australia is going, I like it here and have distinguished myself from the other comedians here. I feel like I have a strong set and will be at the comedy garage for three days next week. Sadly, I won’t be taping it, the only way to see it will be to go to the shows.
Well I might tape some of it…
The comedy DVD has sold an amazing 54 copies, (Amazing simply because the number is low not high), I really worked hard on it and put out some quality material into it. I won’t consider it a failure because the people that did buy it love it and have written the kindest email extolling how great it is. Their emails lead me to think I am on the right track even though only 54 copies have been shipped.
I’m heading back to Los Angeles in July for shits and giggles, hopefully I can get a comedy central deal for a show idea I have. I’d tell you about it but it’s a great idea and you’d sell it to them cutting me out. So I’ll tell you about it after they pass. Then we can watch as they make it anyway without me, cuz that be the show business…
After a visit home in the USA it’s off to Serbia to probably get murdered or something, I don’t know those kids love and hate me. I wonder which side of it will win out when I am there.
I will be posting diary style stuff while I am there on Zastozatokuratc the slavic language comedy channel I started in Australia. It should be awesome.
I am still writing the travel book, it’s going to take years, so don’t hold your breath. Just be assured I am the one writing it, not some ghost writer treading on my name.
The diary channel has changed a bit, I’m tellin jokes there everyday. I don’t really get the comments about me not looking healthy and stuff, I’m as fit as I’ve been since college. I have no idea why people think I’m sickly…
As far as the jokes not being funny on that channel, you should see the shit I don’t share. . .
I’m really just trying to do my silly little best, show you a tiny bit of Australia and tell you a joke or two. I don’t have a staff over here or any help, It’s just a kid with a camera and a dream of making it as a comic.
Well kids that pretty much sums up all the shenanigans i’ve been up to…
thanks for watching and telling your friends about me, I’ll try not to let you down.
-d
