GradualReport

Hey all,

Thank you to the people who came to last night’s comedy gig! It was hot. No really, the temperature. It was really hot in there, wasn’t it? You know what I did to cool off you sly devils you;)

As you may have seen in Friday’s video, if enough people comment “Mother Trucker, I love science” then next week will be Science Week at The Gradual Report. If you were living under a rock until just now, here’s the vid:Dog\’s VS. People: Who gets more?! you lazy, lazy person.

Trip planning is still going well, though I am still looking for more silly requests and special activities that you all suggest for me. So leave a comment here if you’ve got an amazing adventure idea.

-d

So I have been scouring the interwebs to find the most amazing things to do on my trip, and I’ve had a lot of great suggestions from a few of you as well. Planning is fun, except I keep getting distracted by big toys I can bring with me:) Scuba gear, new cameras, some small electric surprises for you all. (Don’t be naughty, I know what you’re thinking;) )

I need someone to make me a list of where all the oversized fruit attractions are- I’ve been trying to look into this, as of course I love awkward tourist attractions as much as the next guy, but so far all I have is a pineapple (and a lobster- not a fruit!) So, if any of you want to make a short list of the best, worst tourism ideas, send ‘em at me!

Also, fun fact I learned about Surfer’s Paradise in my research. It is not actually a surfer’s paradise. True story, look it up:)

-d

I’m Danny, yes … yes I am. I have convinced the Laugh Garage in Sydney to allow me to headline their show this Wednesday night.

As a headliner I get to go on last and for the longest amount of time… yippy more funny for you.

Also, I waved my usual fee of $3,568.74 to get you kids in cheaper. If you say “gradualreport” at the window you get in for $5. As upposed to the normal $12.

Anyway, that’s about all I could swing for now, but if a bunch of people come down and show love, I should be able to strong arm the Laugh Garage into letting me headline one of the weekends and eventually take over the world.

thanks for the love and bring your friends,

-d

when – This wendsday (22 september ) night at 8:30pm. come early and sit in the front.

where -  SYDNEY Cnr Elizabeth & Park St (opposite Hyde Park) or look them up here http://www.thelaughgarage.com