Dance like no one is watching;
Sing like no one is listening;
Complain like the world gives a shit;
Kill like murder was friendly;
Pray Like God exists;
Abuse Children like they will never grow up;
Play with your body like rabbits and pheasants are a part of you;

And your life will be one f-d up joke on this web page…

(original Dannyism inspired by a retarded coffee mug)