So I got a free car for six months from the ford fiesta movement. with free gas. (petrol for the brits)

I want to go on tour where I visit all you kids in the United States ( i can’t leave the country (probation) she said she was seven)

Anyway I want to drive house to house across the whole united states all 48 states.

So let me know where you live.
What type of food you have.
Your internet speed.
And how awesome it would be for me to take a dump in your toilet.

That your parents are ok with me stealing some shit form their room.

Robbing you, and raping your sister. . .

Just kidding about the sister part. .

Unless she’s like hot and asking for it…

Hot chicks are always asking for it. . .

lol

It’s funny cause i’m joking and have never been raped, but i imagine it goes a bit to far for some people. To those people I’m sorry. To all the others. hahaha

Anyway, I’m serious its going to take a few months to get all of it together but if you want me to have lunch with you or if i can crash at your house for the night email me at Gradualreport@gmail.com with USA TOUR in the title and i’ll see if i can get you in.

Ford might not let me do it so don’t get your hopes up but I want to present them a plan so hit me up.

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